Track listing
is....
1
-
Rhinoceros
Daisy
2 - The satsuma
incident
3 - Numpty Owls
4
-
Pterodactyl margarine
5 - A
weird dream about spoons and the large hadron collider
6 - Whole lump of soul
7 - Vampire pussy cat beards
8 - Don't let the bed bugs bite
Lyrics
Rhinoceros Daisy
Its not easy being a frog
Loads of lilly pads to jump off
And its no picnic for amphibians
Lying around in the midday sun
No bag of laughs being a tortoise
Filling your mouth with lots of lettuce
Life is too short on the meniscus
As a dragonfly hovers in the distance
Numpty Owls
Who can turn their head 360 degrees
Who's got every album by David Bowie
I'll tell you who - Numpty Owls
Who overdosed on vitamin pills
window shopping with the mentally ill
It wasn't me - Numpty Owls
Who's the mortal enemy of the shrew
Clean their teeth with baby shampoo
Thats not nice - Numpty owls
Who ran away from Van Helsing
And sleeps all night in a black coffin
Oh my god! Dracula
And its not Numpty Owls
Pterodactyl Margarine
Pterodactyl hovers across a mascara sky
Screws the horizontal with its pirate's beady fish eye
Below is a worm fissure, sucked back in 4/8 time
And declares the future as margarine
A
weird dream about spoons and the large hadron collider
Welcome to my cutlery nightmare
Welcome to the tea time of my soul
Had some cheese before my bedtime
Some Edam Brie and Leicester, red Leicester
I had a weird dream about spoons last night X2
Woke up in the Hadron collider
A partical fly's through my mind
And then I observed a black hole
Inside was a secdillion spoons, that a lot of of spoons
I had a weird dream about spoons last night X2
Whole lump of soul
Have you got more soul than david Soul? I don't think so
Have you got more soul than david Soul drawing a dover sole on his
plimsol in biro?
Have you got more soul than James Brown in the wigan casino discussing
the Beatles sixth studio album, I don't think so.
Vampire pussy cat beards
Cat beards, cat beards, cat beards, pussy cat beards
Tortoiseshell on my nose
It jumps up to my throat
It sits there, and becomes part of me
On my face its molded
Cat beards, cat
beards, cat beards, pussy cat beards
Vampire a furry dracula
Its sucking on my face
One morning I tried to shave my beard
It wont go oh no
Cat beards, cat
beards, cat beards, pussy cat beards
Don't let the bed bugs bite
When I close my eye's when I close my eyes
I see your face and it makes me smile
Its peculiar and beautiful all at the same time
When I close my eyes it makes me smile
Sleep tight don't make a sound, fluffy dressing gown
Don't let the bed bugs bite in your eiderdown
When I close my mind, when I close my mind
I see far away places under moonshine
They're perculiar and dangerous at the same time
When I close my mind it makes me smile
