Dalmatian Rex and the Eigentones Psychedelic Monster Album

Psychedelic monsters cover

Track Listing...

1.I'm scared of you Japanese cheese
2.I'm not scared of you mushy peas
3.Geek
4.Albatross Y
5.Octopus I love You
6.Tarzan, Jane, Superman and Lois lane
7.Flying florescent Jellyfish
8.Everyone is a robot except for me and my monkey
9.The loneliest whale in the world
10. Lady Penelope
11. When I grow up I want to be a daffodil
12. Ever so slowly losing my mind
13. The drummer from Showaddywaddy is going to kick my head in
14. Weirdnessy
15. Hairy Monsters
16. The Friesian who dreams of multidimensional Budgerigars
17. Rhubarbermarmalade
18. The Loch Ness monster
19. At the bottom of the sea...

Lyrics

Geek
I wear glasses and I can program a computer

I'm not normal like you
Im not a dork
I'm not a nerd
I'm not a boff

Awkward in social situations unless i'm dressed up as a Klingon
Not time for a girlfriend when I can read Carl Sagan
At math rock I am an anorak, got every record made by Shellac
I use a Mac not Microsoft just like Issac Asimov

Im a geek baby I'm a geek

On sunday morings you'll find me at a compute fair
At night I dream in Hexadecimal

Albatros Y
Albatros Z has the theme from Rocky 3 going round and round in her head
Albatros Q has a black belt in chairdrobe kung Fu
Albatros B stared at a very shonky monkey
And Albatros Y is a very dirty albatros

Octopus I Love You
I think it's great that you've got eight wobbly arms,
I can never see you with your crazy camouflage.
I think you're Bostin, You are surreal
Better than the fish, the sharks, and even the Conger Eel.

Because...

I love you Octopus x2

I wish I was as rich as the English king and queen,
I'd spend my money on a brand new submarine.
I'd swim with the dolphins like Jaqcue Cousteau
In the end of the evening we'll have a real big fish disco.

Because...

I love you, Octopus.
I love you...

Octopus, I love you.

Tarzan, Jane, Superman and Lois Lane
I would stick my head in a bucket of glue
If it would meant that I could stick next to you
A bed of nails I wouldnt care
As long as i wake up with you there

I wouldn't care, I wouldn't give a monkeys

I love you more than Tarzan loves Jane
More than superman loves lois Lane
I'm crazy about ya, I must confess
You'r Olympic standard gorgeousness

I would eat my weight of bubble and squeek
If it meant that I could kiss you lighly on your cheek
I'd run butt naked through a field of stinging nettles
If your at the other side with a bottle of dettol

I wouldn't mind, Id even show you my behind

I love you more tha Gilbert loves George
More than Harold Chasen loves his Maude
I'm crazy about ya, I must confess
You'r Olympic standard gorgeousness

Everyone is a robot except for me and my monkey

I’m quite sure when this happened It was the day Jimmy Saville got his KBE
A UFO descended from the sky and landed on Wessenden Head Moor
At first everybody was excited as they gathered around the glowing space craft
And through a little window on the side the aliens would wave at all the children

Their made of electricity and Alien technology But it gets rather lonely, just me and my monkey

And then one cold winters night I suddenly realized I was alone
The Aliens had replaced everyone on Earth with an exact replica robot
The only two to escape this fate was me and my Monkey
We were undetected because at all times we cover our heads with tin foil

Their made of electricity and Alien technology But it gets rather lonely, just me and my monkey

That lady with the blue rinse on the bus She is a robot
That boy who used to pick on you at school He is a robot
Everyone you’ve ever known… They’re all robots

The lonliest whale in the world
This is a song about the lonliest whale in the world
And he sings to no one
I'm trapped in side here I cant break free
This empty feeling as come on me
I'm trapped in loch ness I cant break free
This lonliness will be the death of me

The lonliest whale in the world meets a dinosaur
and they fall in love
Now they sing their own song

I swim away

Lady Penelope

This is a story about a girl I met
I found her picture on the internet
She was fighting the evil hood
and this girl is made from wood

Oh Lady, Lady Penelope
She is F A B , and I fear to good for me
Because my leg's too long
And i'm not a spy
Never saved the world from the brink of destuction

Wrote to Gerry Anderson
In supermarionation
He replyed no can do
This is why I feel blue

Oh Lady, Lady Penelope
She is F A B , and I fear to good for me
Because my leg's too long
And i'm not a spy

FAB X2

When I grow up I want to be a Daffodil
I dont wanna be an astronaut
I dont wanna be in tech support
I dont wanna be in dentistry
None of these are my cup of tea

Daffodills

I dont wanna be a garbageman
I dont wanna put beans in a can
I dont wanna play electric guitar
I dont wanna be a porn star

Daffodills

Come on now its flower time

When I grow up I want to be a friend of the honey bee
The earth worm and foxglove
The catapillar and the slug
The sunflowers they do vibrate
Come on baby lets pollinate
Lets do it in the garden shed
Lets do it in the flower bed

Daffodils

Ever so slowly losing my mind
I dont know whats wrong with me
I need some psychiatry
Lately things have been very strange
Feels like somethings gone wrong in my brain
Its my marbles I can't find
Ever so slowly losing my mind
And it sounds like this...

The drummer from Showaddywaddy is going to kick my head in
I'm scared of you - the drummer from Showaddywaddy
He sleeps at night in my garden shed
He says hes going to kick my arse with his blue suade shoe
This is all because I said his trousers were crap

Hairy Monsters
Theres no reason to be afraid
Of hairy monsters from a cave
I'm right be side you, dont be shy
No need to worry and this is why

Because i'll be there and i'll be strong
My arms wrapped around you all day long
cause i'll be there don't get me wrong

And if your feeling nauseous
i'll run down to the co-op
andbuy some alka seltzer and lots of lucozade

The only way to make them stop
Punch there lights out karate chop
He comes round here I will kick his bum
And some rounds from my monster gun

Because i'll be there and i'll be strong
My arms wrapped around you all day long
cause i'll be there don't get me wrong

I'll even get the spiders
That crawl up through the plug hole
cause theres no such things as monsters
or other scary things

Very hairy monsters

And i'll say that you look stunning
Even if you've got a bed head
And you've drooled all on the pillow
I'll wipe the sleep right from your eyes